Top Ten Things I Like About Being an Adult

10. I don't have to brush my teeth for days if I don't want to.
9. Fantasy Football!!
8. I can chew with my mouth open without getting slapped in the back of the head.
7. One word- COOKIES!!
6. I don't have to pretend to like Kraft Macaroni and Cheese.
5. I can wipe my own butt.
4. I can sit at a computer for hours and get paid for it.
3. Being a nerd is finally cool!
2. From "tighty whities" to Silk Boxers!
1. Facial Hair!